LEADER 06651nam 22005773 450 001 9910162808303321 005 20230801235453.0 010 $a9781449418458 010 $a1449418457 035 $a(CKB)3710000001044605 035 $a(MiAaPQ)EBC6537217 035 $a(Au-PeEL)EBL6537217 035 $a(OCoLC)1245667289 035 $a(MiAaPQ)EBC6932875 035 $a(Au-PeEL)EBL6932875 035 $a(OCoLC)1314615844 035 $a(BIP)39218426 035 $a(BIP)37450110 035 $a(EXLCZ)993710000001044605 100 $a20210901d2012 uy 0 101 0 $aeng 135 $aurcnu|||||||| 181 $ctxt$2rdacontent 182 $cc$2rdamedia 183 $acr$2rdacarrier 200 10$aWhat to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding $eA Reassuring Month-by-Month Guide for the Father-to-Be, Whether He Wants Advice or Not 205 $a1st ed. 210 1$aCork :$cAndrews McMeel,$d2012. 210 4$dİ2012. 215 $a1 online resource (179 pages) 311 08$a9781449418465 311 08$a1449418465 327 $aIntro -- Title -- Preface to the Third Edition -- How This Book Was Conceived . . . Again -- Introduction -- Why This Book Was Conceived -- CHAPTER ONE: What to Expect When . . . "You're What?" -- "You're What?" -- What It's Darn Important to Know about Prepregnancy Tests -- What You Should Have Known About Home Pregnancy Tests Before You Bought This Book -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER TWO: Throughout Your Pregnancy -- The Eight Danger Signals -- The Monthly Prenatal Checkups in Review -- How Big? Sooo Big! -- High-Tech Pregnant -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER THREE: The First Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- The Minefield: A Guide to the Wrong Gifts for Your Pregnant Wife -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER FOUR: The Second Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- The Right Stroll -- What You May Be Concerned About -- What You May Be Freaked Out About -- CHAPTER FIVE: The Third Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- Making Not Working Work -- A New Father's Spiritual Journey -- What You May Be Concerned About -- Special Celebrity Feature! -- Celebrity Baby Name Guide -- CHAPTER SIX: The Fourth Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- Your Social-Media Pregnancy and Birth -- What You May Be Concerned About. 327 $aCHAPTER SEVEN: The Fifth or Sixth Month-Somewhere Around There -- What Your Wife Will Still Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month, Whatever Month It Is -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER EIGHT: The Seventh Month -- What Your Wife Will Constantly Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- Special Quiz: Trick Questions -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER NINE: The Eighth Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER TEN: The Ninth Month -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What to Buy This Month -- What to Take to the Hospital -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER ELEVEN: Labor and Delivery -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- Videotaping Your Delivery -- The POPGAR Test -- In The News: The Latest Reports -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER TWELVE: The First Weeks -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading -- What Did You Expect? -- The Silver Linings of Sleeplessness -- What You May Be Concerned About -- CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Life with Baby -- What Your Wife Will Be Complaining About -- A Couple of Things to Say to Let Her Know You're Caring, Sensitive, and Up On the Required Reading. 327 $aWhat to Buy During the First Year -- Total Childproofing -- What to Read -- What to Expect in Your Cart -- What You May Be Concerned About -- AFTERWORD: What Did You Expect? -- Recommended Reading -- Copyright. 330 $aThe third edition of the best, funniest father's guide to having a baby, What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding , is now thoroughly revised and updated, but it's still packed with information, advice, and attitude distinctively for guys. Originally conceived as a little parody, just something funny and helpful for the expectant man, the book is now a classic gift, passed knowingly from one generation of first-time papas to the next. With this lighthearted, month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife--the main role of expectant dads--he'll handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor; what to buy, how many, and when; maintaining work-life balance; maintaining work-life-wife balance. New features in What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding include: The minefield: the wrong gifts for your pregnant wife Social media pregnancy etiquette: status update! Eight reasons why not to pick out maternity clothes What to Expect When Your Wife Is Expanding also features the latest trends! Festive gender-reveal parties. (Really!) Updated baby name guide, including Twitter hash tags. 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