02886nam 22006374a 450 991081645150332120200520144314.00-19-029030-71-281-34695-097866113469590-19-803721-X1-4356-0928-X(CKB)1000000000480297(EBL)422779(OCoLC)476259542(SSID)ssj0000246815(PQKBManifestationID)12079721(PQKBTitleCode)TC0000246815(PQKBWorkID)10189928(PQKB)11047937(Au-PeEL)EBL422779(CaPaEBR)ebr10271581(CaONFJC)MIL134695(MiAaPQ)EBC422779(OCoLC)54929662(FINmELB)ELB164456(EXLCZ)99100000000048029720040401d2005 uy 0engurcn|||||||||txtccrSloth /Wendy Wasserstein1st ed.New York New York Public Library Oxford University Pressc20051 online resource (137 p.)The seven deadly sinsDescription based upon print version of record.0-19-531209-0 0-19-516630-2 CONTENTS; EDITOR'S NOTE; INTRODUCTION; PART ONE: Why Sloth Works; CHAPTER ONE: The Sloth Plan; CHAPTER TWO: A Personal History; CHAPTER THREE: The Concise History of Sloth; CHAPTER FOUR: Sloth Will Change Your Life; PART TWO: How to Do It; CHAPTER FIVE: Success with Sloth; CHAPTER SIX: Welcome to Your Inner Sloth; CHAPTER SEVEN: Phase One: Getting Started; CHAPTER EIGHT: Phase Two: In the Swing; CHAPTER NINE: Plateaus; CHAPTER TEN: Maintaining Your Sloth; CHAPTER ELEVEN: Medical Breakthrough: Sloth Is the Way to Good Health!; CHAPTER TWELVE: A Pause in the ProceedingCHAPTER THIRTEEN: Überslothdom APPENDIXHere is a rollicking parody of the self-help genre, one that skewers the couch-bound, apathetic mentality so pervasive in America today. With tongue in cheek, Sloth guides readers step-by-step toward a life of noncommittal inertia. ""You have the right to be lazy,"" writes Wasserstein. ""You can choose not to respond. You can choose not to move."" Readers will find out the importance of Lethargiosis--the process of eliminating energy and drive, the vital first step in becoming a sloth. To help you attain the perfect state of indolent bliss, the book offers a wealth of self-help aids. ReadersSeven deadly sins.LazinessHumorLaziness179/.8Wasserstein Wendy697216MiAaPQMiAaPQMiAaPQBOOK9910816451503321Sloth53554UNINA