How I think I learned to think theologically -- How the Holy Spirit works -- How to do or not to do protestant ethics -- How to be an agent : why character matters -- How to tell time theologically -- The "how" of theology and the ministry -- How to write a theological sentence -- How to be theologically ironic -- How to (not) be a political theologian -- How to think theologically about rights -- How to "remember the poor" -- How to be theologically funny -- How (not) to retire theologically.