Cover -- Fact -- Prologue -- Chapter One: Shoplifters of the World Unite -- Chapter Two: If You Go Down to the DIY Today -- Chapter Three: Some Like it Hot -- Chapter Four: Lie Back and Think -- Chapter Five: Hey Joe, Where You Goin' With That Knife in Your Hand? -- Chapter Six -- In Emergency Break Glass -- Chapter Seven: Where There's a Willy -- Chapter Eight: The Nuremberg Rally -- Chapter Nine: Tales From the Crypt -- Chapter Ten: There's Riches in Niches -- Chapter Eleven: Bombs, Bullets and Beyond -- Chapter Twelve: Little Boy Blue -- Chapter Thirteen: Piano Nobile -- Chapter Fourteen: Phishers of Men -- Chapter Fifteen: Dear Abby -- Chapter Sixteen: Revenge Is a Ready Meal Best Microwaved -- Chapter Seventeen: There's No Spook Like an Old Spook -- Chapter Eighteen: The Plaid Piper -- Chapter Nineteen: Rabbit Rage -- Chapter Twenty: Cool Hand Dev -- Chapter Twenty-One: The Bitch is Back -- Chapter Twenty-Two: Nothing Succeeds Like Excess -- Chapter Twenty-Three: Anarchy in the Kaiserburg -- Chapter Twenty-Four: Machine Gun Kelley -- Chapter Twenty-Five: The St. Stephen's Shambles -- Chapter Twenty-Six: Beat the Retreat -- Chapter Twenty-Seven: Rage Against the Machine -- Chapter Twenty-Eight: Devil May Care -- Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Music of the Spears -- Chapter Thirty: Come Into My Parlour -- Chapter Thirty-One: The Hit Man Cometh -- Chapter Thirty-Two: Gött in Himmel -- Chapter Thirty-Three: Better Nouveau Than Never -- Chapter Thirty-Four: Rosa Alchemica Caledonia -- Chapter Thirty-Five: Kingdom Come -- Chapter Thirty-Six: Bury My Braveheart at Wounded |