Intro -- Title Page -- Welcome -- Dedication -- Epigraph -- PART ONE: Paradise Lodge -- 1. Linco Beer Shampoo -- 2. The Comfort Round -- 3. Home Life -- 4. Opportunity Knocks -- 5. Certificate of Secondary Education -- 6. Jackie Collins -- 7. A Rival Concern -- 8. A Dog Named Sue -- 9. The Baby Belling -- 10. The Pound Note -- 11. Egg Fu Yung -- 12. Mr Freeman's Parker Knoll Recliner -- 13. Bubble Writing -- PART TWO: Paradise Regained -- 14. Fiscal Confidence -- 15. Eight Anadins -- 16. Harmony -- 17. In Love -- 18. Woman on the Edge of Time -- 19. Dream Topping -- 20. The Liquid Cosh -- 21. The Purcell Medley -- 22. 'I Dreamt I Dwelt In Marble Halls' -- 23. Kawasaki Z1B 900 -- 24. Wedding Rings -- 25. The Fight Back -- 26. Baby-Face Finlayson -- 27. Sale of the Century -- 28. Punk -- 29. The Joy of Sex -- 30. Coffee-Mate -- 31. The Big Day Dawns -- 32. The Battenberg Heart -- 33. The Entertainers -- 34. The Travellin' Man -- Acknowledgements -- Discover More Nina Stibbe -- About the Author -- Also by Nina Stibbe -- Table of Contents -- Copyright.